Ah July, a wonderful time of the year to live in are wee country wouldn't you agree?

As I write this blog I am aware that most of you are glad that the Twelfth is over for another year and are probably sick of hearing about it. Im also aware that there are some of you that will be counting down the days and months till next year so that you can do it all over again. Its a funny old holiday isn't it? Such a divisive time of year where those deep divisions that exist beneath the surface of our society all too often rise up and threaten to destabilise the fragile peace process. 

In the week's leading up to this years twelfth celebrations, lack of a compromise over the parade past Ardoyne shops and talk of a graduated response by the Orange Order and their Unionist p̶u̶p̶p̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶ politician supporters meant that things did not look good and there could possibly be a another year of violence surrounding the Twelfth. Of course those same leaders all appeared to suffer from a collective amnesia, conveniently forgetting the days of rioting which took place in 2013, preferring to concentrate on the republican violence of 2012. Very much a case of we cant get our own way and its themmuns fault. 

The situation in Ardoyne is not as complex as everyone would have you believe, the Orange Order want to march twice past the shops, the residents who live behind those shops don't want them to march at all, so the parades commission have ruled that only one parade shall take place which is to me a compromise, but this being Northern Ireland nobody likes to compromise. The reason for the morning parade going ahead is be because its less likely that supporters on either side will be drunk and this reduces the chance of disorder. In my opinion a common sense approach which could work quite well in common sense was applied by all involved. Unfortunately this is not the case. 

Anyway I digress, Ardoye is such a small part of what the Twelfth is about. For thousands of families its a holiday. Some of which plan their annual escape from the madness and head for Donegal. I'm sure that the uncertainty surrounding the graduated response caused by political grandstanding caused a few extra families to look for last minute deals and leave Belfast behind. 

My family were staying put, we had plans to visit Markethill, Co Armagh so that I could experience one of the flagship events organised by the Orange Order, I had heard good things about country parades and was excited to be going. You see you cant spend countless hours immersed in the running of LAD without becoming curious and over the lifetime of my involvement in the page, I have always, were possible, indulged my curiosity. 


 The Loyalist Last Supper

July 10th saw the esteemed leaders of the union gather a stone's throw from the LAD bunker to sign a pledge in front of the gathered media, a kind of low rent homage to the signing of the Ulster Covenant, although nobody was bothered enough to have ironed the fleg on which the signing took place and this added to the tackiness of the event.   

There would be no violence they said, the trouble was that nobody believed them. 

Now as it turns out there was little in the way of violence and the Twelfth was a peaceful affair, but the weather could have also played a part in that or the significant police presence. You see I don't believe that those politicians have any real power in those communities and often just do as they are told by the gate keepers.

Anyway whatever the reason we should all be happy that Belfast's reputation was spared any further damage this year. 


"So just sign on the line and its all yours for a fiver" 

July 11th or as its also known here Bonfire night, saw the alarming introduction of Irish flegs and effigies to the bonfires which youths had spend the previous months constructing in loyalist communities. I spent the morning driving around doing messages before everything shut down for the weekend, and on my way photographed a few bonfires that I happened upon. It was quite sad to see that posters of political parties had been placed along side the Irish flegs and that some even contained what can only be described as racist comments scrawled across make shift banners. For me the most depressing thing I saw were the signs hung on a railing adjacent to the bonfire at Cluan Place on the bottom of the Albertbridge Road which read, "We Stand with Israel" and "Fuck the Gaza Strip". 

For the last number of years I have heard many residents from this little street complain that they continually suffer at the hands of their bigger neighbours from the nearby short strand, I found there dismissal of the current situation in Gaza to be a little ironic. 

It should be noted that these banners were eventually removed after they began to appear on social media. 




In the LAD bunker the eleventh night was a hectic affair, the inbox was jam packed with correspondence from followers documenting the events of the night, it was rather depressing actually as images flooded in showing the worst examples of loyalist culture, leaderless loyalists burning anything that represented those that they perceived to be attacking their culture. Again the irony of attacking somebody's culture, while complaining that your own was under attack appeared to be lost on the many people responsible. 


No need for it really, is there? 

I would however like to take the time to congratulate Ian Shanks and the community at Braniel who celebrated bonfire night without burning anything that could be considered offensive, Im sure that there were other fires across are wee country where this was the case, I don't know Im presuming hoping that they were not hate filled occasions. 


The Braniel Bonfire, East Belfast - Fleg free and still fun

The bonfire at Braniel is an example of what the eleventh night could be for other communities if only they had the same leadership to teach them right from wrong. 

Another alarming thing which happened on the eleventh night were the attempts by  certain republicans (not content with the damage loyalists were doing to there own reputation), to stir things up further and fabricate stories about materials being burned on bonfires which were obviously false. LAD received a couple of images that were clearly photoshopped. It was hard to believe that people would sink so low. It would be unfair for us to be anymore specific and you will all know what I'm referring to, but we hope that the family concerned were not badly affected by these malicious lies.  

I awoke the next morning the twelfth to the sound of a blood and thunder band passing the bottom of my street and to the news I had been been dreading, the planned road trip to Markethill was called off, due to the family becoming struck down with illness. Its FAIR to say I was devastated as I'd been looking forward to enjoying William Frazer's bigoted barbecue since receiving the invitation from him some days earlier. 




You can read an excellent blog by Barton Creeth here about his adventures in Markethill although it appears he skipped the BBQ.  

Undeterred and keen to watch some bands I made my way by foot into Belfast city centre and up towards Clifton Street Orange Hall, from which the Belfast demonstration departs. Security was tight which I guess was to be expected, hundreds of PSNI officers standing around, just in case, but on a wet saturday morning at 9.30am, I reckoned there was little chance of any trouble. 

As I walked along Royal Avenue, I tweeted that the crowds were smaller than I had seen in previous years, a response from the political commentator and alleged doctor David McCann informed me that there were decent sized crowds gathered further up the route. 

Turning left on to Donegal Street, I was stopped by a rather pleasant and chirpy female constable and her male colleague who informed me that I could not proceed past the Irish News offices and would have to take a longer alternative route to arrive at my destination. For a brief second I understood how the Orange Order must feel regarding the parades commission decision at Ardoyne. Those extra meters that I was being asked to walk were after all a massive inconvenience. 


Thou shalt not pass 

I am of course being sarcastic, I respect the law and decisions made by parading bodies and after a friendly conversation with the constables I continued on my way via union street and carrick hill.




PSNI on Union Street 

As I walked past the junction of Trinity Street, I noticed a small group of residents had gathered for what is now their annual protest. I wondered if these people mostly women and children had set their alarm clocks in order to rise early on a saturday morning to register their dismay at what was about to pass the end of the street. 


"Down with that sort of thing" 

At this stage I had lost count of the numbers of police landrovers, they were everywhere and with them vast numbers of police officers, I did think to myself that it was bound to be an expensive morning for the tax payer. Still who needs hospitals and schools and all the other stuff that taxes pay for when you can live in a city where the inhabitants cant learn to get along. 

I saw Paul Clarke off the telly as he and his camera man attempted to capture the atmosphere for that evenings news. He gave me a nod, but I think he mistook me for somebody else. I always find it strange meeting TV people in real life. He looked taller than I had expected. 

The parade started and the assembled press photographers jostled for position in order to grab that picture for the next days newspapers, their cameras were fancier than mine but I was tweeting what I was taking straight away to LAD followers so in effect beating them to an audience. 


 last warning, but is it big enough for all to see?

I skipped the passing of St. Patricks Church by the parade, leaving that to the proper journalists, I had no interest in which band would break the determination set out by the parades commission, although suspected one would. I'm not a big fan of religion and was more interested in people watching. I walked to the bottom of St. Peter's hill and joined the steady stream of spectators who were not trusted to walk past a place of worship and had come into the city centre from the Shankill area. 

By this time the crowds on Royal Avenue had swelled and the street was awash with red, white and blue. There was a real party atmosphere as the spectators awaited the first glimpse of the bands. There was a lot of drinking taking place which many people have commented on, the police seemed to be ignoring it, really what could they do, that hadn't the potential to start a riot.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a drink and have been to a number of festivals around the world and have seen similar sights at those, but the one thing that did shock me was the number of young people who were clearly underage who were pissed at 10am in the morning. The rowdy behaviour that was being exhibited by these drunk kids meant I was glad I had left my own kids at home. 


Orangefest 2014 - Fun for all families? 

Continuing on my towards city hall, I stopped to take the obligatory Twelfie 

Does my head look big in this?

The parade stopped at city hall, and a small group at the front consisting mostly of DUP MLA's made their way to the cenotaph for the religious service, William Crawley was there with a documentary crew as the main body of the parade waited patiently for the others to return. At the head of the parade was a group holding a banner which read "LET THEM HOME" which they had most likely carried from their house that morning. 


   The poor displaced sons of Ligoniel - refugees in their own city

While at city hall, I bumped into Alex Kane who was out and about following the procession for an article he was writing for the Belfast Telegraph. We had a chat about LAD, the events of the previous weeks in the build up to the Twelfth and the difference between the city parades and those held in rural towns. You can read his article here

Leaving Alex I continued on past the Ulster Hall towards Shaftesbury Square, the crowds were taking up all of the footpaths which made the journey difficult, already there was quite a lot of litter on the floor and I spotted at least one paramilitary fleg on display. The mood changed too, it felt more aggressive, a little volatile. I imagine most of these people had little sleep the night before having been in attendance at the bonfires which had illuminated the night sky.   I did spot a couple of tourists in the middle of it all who looked rather bemused by what was going on. 

The twelfth is one of those things which will Im afraid always divide no matter what attempts are made to rebrand it by the Orange Order and while I accept that for some people it is the highlight of their cultural year, for others it is not so its important that those leaders who met off the Newtownards Road to sign a pledge, to bring down the parades commission learn to compromise.  

Personally I enjoy the noise and the colour of the bands although the sash tends to be over played throughout the day, I imagine I'd have a difference of opinion with the average Orange man on most subjects but I would urge them to get a handle of the amount of alcohol consumed as it takes away from the spectacle and gives their opponents a big stick with which to beat them. There is also the issue of the mess that is left behind when the parade has passed. These are important issues which need tackled. 

I have to admit that having battled my way along the footpath to the bottom of the Lisburn road, (I must have said excuse me a couple of hundred times) I gave up and headed for home. Next year perhaps I will make it to the field. 





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Does anyone remember Jim (Dodgy) Dowson?

The Scottish shit-stirring windbag was very prominent in the early days of the fleg protests and was likely to be seen at Belfast City Hall wielding his trusty bucket collecting money for "loyalist prisoners" or whatever cause he was "supporting" that week.

 
Jim Dowson, shit-stirring Scottish C.U.N.T. (Citizen Under Nationalist Threat)
So successful was Dodgy at the old shit-stirring thing that he was swiftly arrested by the peelers - pretty much at the same time as fellow C.U.N.T.s (Citizens Under Nationalist Threat) Wee Jamie Bryson and Willie (The Tazer) Frazer.

Before getting involved in saving Belfast from the horror of Belfast City Hall only flying the Union Fleg on designated days (in common with other U.K. cities) Dowson (a former Calvinist Minister) had been involved in all sorts of dodgy money making schemes exposed by anti-fascist group Hope Not Hate.  His so-called Life League - an extremist anti-abortion group specialised in sending photographs of foetuses to schools and the like.

Jim Dowson - photographs of dead foetuses not pictured
Most famously Dowson was fund raiser for the BNP and managed the membership of the right-wing organisation from his HQ in Dundonald. Dowson subsequently fell out with Nick Griffin over, you guessed it money, but not before some high profile industrial tribunal cases, claims that Dowson "owned" the BNP and rows over European funding. Dowson finally 'quit' the BNP (he claims he was never a member!) " after being accused of groping a blonde activist".


Before leaving the BNP in 2010 the Scottish Daily Record published an expose of Dowson detailing his criminal convictions including breach of the peace in 1986, possession of a weapon and breach of the peace in 1991 and criminal damage in 1992. He was forced out of his local Orange Lodge and took part in demonstrations against fellow Orangemen, attacking them as "atheists and boozers" after he was "born again".

Dowson subsequently set up a rival far right racist group called 'Britain First' in 2011 with fellow BNP outcast and trusted lapdog Paul Golding using the database of contacts he had gathered in his Dundonald operation to secure support - and funding.

After his arrest in March 2013 Dowson set up an offshoot of Britain First - the Protestant Coalition with fellow hardliners Wee Willie Frazer, former UPRG man Davy Nicholl, Tiger's Bay Loyalist Bill (Bollocks) Hill, Woodvale self-confessed "dangerous man" Rab McKee and notably Paul Golding.

Dowson claimed that everyone was welcome to join the Protestant Coalition!

Protestant Coalition registration forms showing Jim Dowson as 'Leader' and Paul Golding as 'Treasurer'
Before long Dowson (and his new friends) were up to his old tricks:

1. The Bucket is Back

Jim Dowson and Paul Golding collecting money for Help The Heroes at Scarva in July 2013
2. Claiming victory over the PSNI

The Protestant Coalition, claiming violence against the PSNI is justified
3. Putting up misleading shit-stirring photographs

The Protestant Coalition: shit stirring bollocks
 4. Exploiting the tragedy of Omagh

The Omagh Bombing: All Catholics were to blame
Jim Dowson's time at the Protestant Coalition came after a very public row on social media with the PUP's Izzy Giles when he launched a series of homophobic tirades.

It's worth pointing out at this point that as part of Dowson's bail conditions he is banned from using social media. Izzy was unconvinced that Jim was obeying this ruling.

I'm not Jim Dowson - honest officer
Not long after the Protestant Coalition apologised for Dowson's rant and quickly thereafter Dowson ostensibly left the party. We have it on very very good authority that Dowson was told to step down by "the boys".

Dowson has due to his bail conditions been quiet in Northern Ireland of late but has found other ways to stay active notably via the Facebook account of one 'Alice Dowson'. Other loyalists (even Twat King Cole) have been quick to pick up on this but to the best of our knowledge no action against 'Alice' has been taken by the authorities.

I'm still not Jim Dowson, my name is 'Alice', said Jim
Yesterday the world was rocked to learn that one of the few remaining members of the Protestant Coalition, Rab McGee had quit citing "health and family problems" (but no mention of a run in with some paramilitaries last week).

With Hill, Golding and Nicholl leaving during 2013 that only leaves Willie Frazer (and possibly So It Is Sam) from the remaining "Gang Of Shite".

Rub McGee, surrender monkey
But what of Dowson?

As 'Alice' he continues to share the fascist filth peddled on Britain First's vile Facebook page.

Alice Dowson - definitely NAT Jim Dowson. Really
And the big news: Jim is back in the fleg game telling Britain First's 131,000 gullible Facebook followers that "every town in Ulster has 'British zones' and in these areas people feel united and safe" - try telling that to the people of Carrick and Larne Jim! 


Jim Dowson and Britain First. Horseshit.
We hope Dowson's bail conditions are relaxed soon and he is allowed to speak in public. He is the greatest advertisement for a liberal, tolerant, progressive pluralist society anyone could hope for.

The way we were. The Protestant Coalition: (L-R) So It Is Sam, Rub McGee, Wee Willie, Billy Bollocks, Cher (guest shit-stirrer), Dodgy








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Theres that manys good dacent Ulster folk has bin sayin till me this last brave wile, Willie, wud ye not slow down for you’re health, all this giving yerself to the victims 24 7 must be taking its tole, that I took there advice and went aff till Bundoran with the wife for a few days R and R, at laist that was the plan. But shure it didn’t take the Provies long getting wind ave it, two bhoys grabbed me coming out of the bingo and tole me if i didn’t fack aff back till the north my number wud come up. Well folks so much for a united Ireland, if this is the way they treet Protestants in the Free State – witch it is, worse than taigues. So we had a big feed of stake and a few pints and drove back up till Ulster on four flat tyres that are now sitting pretty on the boney hear in Markethill wich is alreaddy one of the biggest in are wee counrty. Well that’s the last time youse’ll catch me on holiday on the free State, in fact I was only there in the furst place cos the wife has a bank account in thon wee vipers laire by the sea where she keeps the money she wins on the one arm bandits.

Wet Willie Frazer
Well I was no sooner back home when the word was got to me that Jamie Bryson is after trying to move in on me. I has been fighting for the victims of terrorism since thon wee scrote was in nappys and I stood in a number of elections on there behalve, one time I got near on 15000 votes witch is about 140000 more than Jamie got the time he stood. I was only abroad less than 24 hours and the sly wee dog has anownced he is standing for the europian elections. I dowt Jamie wud even know how to find Libya on a map for he wudn’t be the smartest thogh his mummy is one luvely lady fair play to him. I wish Jamie well thogh theres plenty of the victims families has been ringing me to say he is only a jonny cum lastly. I have no intention of splitting the loyalist vote so I will give him backing if he agrees to restore the funding to FAIR if he is elected MP. Witch he wont be, cos he is impressing no one apart from a few wee durt birds up in Belfast. Where was wee Jamie hiding when the IRA was lining up Protestants at the roadside and shooting them down like dogs? Shure he wudn’t know the furst thing about it – who does he think he is, superprod.

'Superprod' Jamie Bryson raising funds for his campaign to be president of Europe
I was going to stand for the elections myself down in Newtonhamilton for the people down there wanted me to stand up agin the shiners down in Newry but there is to many ilietrite roman catholics working in the electrical office these days, I got a letter saying I’m a candidate in Newtonards. Shure I was only there the once for a band parade and a luvely place it is too but there is not to many folk there wud know me and one other thing worries me there is not enogh victims. But my phone has been inandated with a flood of phone calls from well wishers wishing me well so I’m going to go ahead and stand – it will keep me from under the wifes feet and it will also teach thon jellous wee scrote Bryson a lesson if I get more votes than him, sure Newtonards is more or less his back yard and it is being over run with the polish gipsys, homos, fenians and the like. I wud ask youse all to dip you’re hand in you’re pockets and give genrously to my battle fund, I will need every penny to smash Shame Fein IRA and stick up for the dacent law abiding people of Newtonards. I also accept euros two.

No surrender

Wm Frazer.
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Theres people say to me Willie, shure why do ye bother, the British govenment is gonna sell us out anyways. And I wud tell them well, your not wrong there but theres no call till be a lundy either. I do what I do for the victims plane and simple . The Innocent victims of republican violence. We deserve too get that money of Libya for all the misery Gandalfi caused till us when he give the Provies the semtex. And this week has been no different. I was running round everywere on behaff of innocent victims right across the UK.

First aff I was up in the back end of nowere in Donegal, a real vipers nest where there is very few protestants left – were once their was near on fifty thousand. Even today it is a dangerous place for protestants and shure enough it wasn’t long till the Shinners were trying to put me intill the ditch – it was a good job I took the Saracen for I wudn’t be talking too youse now. As youse know by now your man Downey who blew up the horses in Hyde bank used the get out off jail letter Peter Robsinson give him to get out off jail in England and still the Provies are actuelly brazen enough to advertise a hooley to callebrate all this butchery. It is yet more proof that a leppard can never change it’s stripes if youse ask me.

Anyways this murdouring scumbag thinks he can come and go to Ulster as and when he pleases, well not any more, for I went up to deliver the news that them days is over. Youse want to see the size off this boys manshion and near as many stables as Royal ascot too, I cud hardly beleave it. Were did this runaway rebel get the money youse mite well ask and what odds it was by honest means ? 

"I'm eatin' your ma" - Willie and horse
Well there was a big mob of Provies having a barbiecue on this boys front laun, laughing and glouting over Sefton and Shergar and all the other murdours and ethic cleansing. The smell off burgers about that place was just not rite, you cud smell it for miles aff, it fair turned my stommock I can tell youse. Anyways your man forgot til invite me to his wee party so I drove the Saracen through the fence and right intill the middle of these rats and shure enough they dropped there burgers and scattered like the true cowerds they are.

I found your man Downey out by the stables trying to load the horses on till a big truck with a county Louth reg – shure I seen that truck manys a time down round Cross with Slab Murphy himself at the wheel. Well your man fair took aff when he seen me – he thought his day his had come, the murdouring tramp, and if I had been back home on Ulster soil with no witnesses I probally wud have took him out. But there was a clatter of horses looking at me and I was for taking no chances. I just toul them poor boys to stay cool and not to be winnying too much for I wud be seeing them down in South Armagh in a couple of days, for I knew exactly where thon truck was headed and what durtbag wud be driving her. I swore to them poor creaters there and then there wud be no more innocent victims and I wud be down at Slabs place to meet them with the cavalry come hell or high water. And shure enough youse must have heard on the news, the PSNI is finally after getting aff there backsides and closing down these slatterhouses that has been poisoning this food chain with horsemate this last lock off years. Now I cud off told the media about my role in getting the intelligents for these raids but between you and me I don’t like be going round telling people I talk to horses, I’d be afeared of Slab Murphy getting wind off it and stepping up the slautter. So its all I can do to take the credit for the Shinners calling off the sick shindig for this butcher up in Donegal.

No surrender ever

Wm Frazer
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Well furst off loyal brethern, I here Peter Robinson if after threatening to resign over this on the runs issue. Well Peter, whats keeping you? The Protestants of South armagh has been warning youse about these durty deals for years and what did the DUP do but cut off our money just cos I had the neck to spake out about these cut throats and gangsters running around the provance with there get out of jail free cards. The likes of myself and hundreds of other young fellas gets locked up in Maghaberry for piecefull protesting when every Sean, Deck and Paddy thats been hiding out in Dundalk these years is running about Newry the PSNI wont touch these boys for half off thems touts and informers. I dont believe Peter, that you has the balls to resign for it was only a couple of weeks ago the Brighton bomber was running about your constituency and you never said a word but anyways, lets hope you grow a set and we can start getting a bit of sense from the unionist leaders instead of constant consessions to the shinners.

Matter of fact, I was disscusting this issue of on the runs with this american journallist who came down till see me the other day. Normally I wudn’t bother with the Yanks for their up to there eye balls in Noraid all but this fella Henry Rollins toul me he was into bands and flags and he’s a judge for Times magazine Man of the year contest. Now I don’t read the Times but wee Protestants have to get our story across cos all the Americans ever here on there news is Provie propaganda.

Me and Henry Rollins
Henry came down till mate me in Newton Hamilton one of the towns that republicans has done there dammdest til destroy and the furst thing I says is to go for a wee down drive round bandit country to see the lawlessness there. The wife had the Saracen for the day so we took the jeep and headed for Cross, a right roges gallery along the way I can tell youse, there was Dominic Mcglinchey putting a load of horses onto one of slabs lorries for to take them to the slautterhouse, we seen that butcher Dessie O’Hare driving a load of diesel and yer man who blew up Lord Mountbatten selling smugelled cigars right outside the police station and where was the PSNI in all this but checking my tax and insurance. I tried to explain all this to yer man Henry, how McGlinchey faked his own death and the free State government covered it up so he cud carry on mordoorin Protestants, but he had this punk music turned up so loud I cudn’t even hear myself think strait, let alone remember to dump all my empties on the pitch at the rangers club. 

Finally I says til Henry, if you don’t knock that shite aff youll be walking back til your car. That seemed til have done the trick for he nocked it aff and toul it was my turn anyways. I starts playing him some real Ulster band tunes and I can tell youse one thing, the rebels down in Cross didn’t like it one bit for the durty looks them tinkers was giving us was something else, not that it bothers me anyway as youse know. Well Henry’s band was called Black flag and he wasn’t long showing his true republican colours for after bearly five or six of the best loyalist tunes he jumps out and says he wud walk back til his car anyways and he wudn’t even give me so much as the two hundred dollars I was looking for diesel . You wud wonder how these these Noraid wannabes come to have so much hatred and intolerants for are culture here in Ulster, I do think it is just pure jeloussy. After all we have give them about twenty presidents and the best they can do is thon tramp JFK whos picture i use for target practice if I have run out of popes.

Me at home
I hope by the time youse read this Peter Robinson has got the balls to do the right thing and tell the Shinners where to go, just like is after happening in the Ukrain but seriously I doubt it, all he is after is keeping other men away from his money grabbing wife. We need strong leaders in this country, ones who know who to drive tanks and shoot sniper rifles, men who wont be bullied or bought off, even if it means loosing any chance I ever had of winning Time magazine Man of the Year compostition.

No surrender as always.

Wm Frazer.
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Well furst off I get asked to write stuff all the time by the media, dozens off phone calls nearly every week by the likes of the New York Times and the Rolling Stones but as youse know I’ve me hands full dealing with the enemies of Ulster here in Ulster without the Yanks wasting my time to. Having said that its about time LAD invited me til do a guest blog cos it seems every yellow bellied Lundy this side of Donaghadee has been doing one off late.
Belfast Telegraph,  17 August 2014
The GAA has been getting a lot of publicitty this week what with this Eastenders thing and its time us Protestants got our side aff the story over before our own childer are forced to play hurley like I was back in the day. I have seen the GAA inside and out and I can tell youse now it as dangerous a threat to Protestants as it ever was and youse can ask the two corporals who was murdoured by the Provies in Casement Park if youse don’t believe what I’m about to tell youse about the time a few years back, me and the wife got lost in durty Dublin and ended up on the pitch with a bunch of yahoos from every hole in the hedge this side of Portadown. Now fair enough Armagh bate Kerry fair and square that day and right enough Sam Maguire was some kind of Protestant but how is it the likes of Slab Murphy is aloud to wander around Croke Park carrying a bazooka, I ask youse. Wullie, you wee black and ginger bastard, he says. Come here til I kiss you, this is the best day of my life, better even than the day we got your da. I wudn’t kiss Slab Murphy for a tanker load of poteen I can tell you. I ripped up my season ticket there and then and I haven’t set foot in the Croker since, apart from the time Loughgiel won the hurling but that’s another story.
Kingsmill has to be won of the worse things the Provies ever done certainly round these parts it must be said, so its about time the victims got there chance in court and I can only take most aff the credit, theres a few others whose helped out two. What this survival fella Alan Black is after saying about security force collusion is a load of dog durt, I can reasshoor youse this here and now. There was no security force collusion or else the job wud have been done good and proper and every papist from here to the bogside wud be six foot under. I know where this nonsense about Captain Nairac came from for wasn’t it only me who fed it til the HET after being duped by the Provies?

News Letter,  22 August 2010
I was down one day, a brave few years back it wud of been, helping the wife to get her toes nails clipped when we stopped aff in Culloville to fill up the Saracen. And who should be over working the pumps for the summer but your man Jamie Carragher and a big Champions League medal round his neck, the only medal he ever won two. I was shooting the breeze with him about the whole football thing while the wife went in til buy some vodka. The next thing yon hallion McConville and a rake of boys pulled up in a souped up tractor and started giving young Jamie dog abuse. Take your foreign games back over the water, you turncoat. We’ve more medals than you, Up the Provies and the like. First aff I thought they were shouting at me for right enough I only ever won the won medal with Whitecross. Then yer man Carragher bust out crying like a big scouse baby and I caught on them ignorant hoors were totally blanking me for til shout at this nobody. Next thing Jamie begs me and the wife to give him a lift up to George Best international. I thought he was only going up to pay his respects to our Geordie but it turns out he wanted to get out of this God sorefuken country once and for all, before his cousins forced him in til driving tankers.
Jamie Carragher, pictured in Culloville
Well hop in I says, this is no place for an Englishman even one with contminanated rebel blood. We cracked open the vodka on the way up to the bus station in Newry and the conversation gets round til the disappeered. Next thing yer man Jamie just opens up til me and says Wille, I know your a good man and a true Ulster loyalist, so hear’s my tail. One of the dissapeered a smelly tinker called they call the captain whose an Englishman like myself, is alive and well and living up in my uncles barn where he’s washing diesel and mixing explosives round the clock. This boy went to some posh school over the water and he’s always mocking me about my silly winey accent. Another thing Willie, he’s forever bragging about the time he stiffed ten Prods at Kingsmill just to prove his loyalty to the jesuit cause. I was going to ask Jamie more about this but then the wife drove over a motorbike in the bus station carpark so we’d to get shot of Jamie right and quick before someone writ down our license plate. I never seen him again apart from when he was playing for Liverpool on the TV but I’m convinced his story is a load of IRA properganda, which is why I told it to the HET and then the News Letter. It’s a quare strange world we live in I can tell you, and theres no one who get its quarer than us victims, which is why I’m accepting checks on their behalf.

Good night, god bless and Quis Seperabit.

Wm Frazer.
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Professional reactionary fuckwit, William Frederick Frazer, has made a career out of gobsmacking ineptitude, but we never thought he'd ever top this one...


Frazer mistakes Italian Flag for Irish Tricolour

 He never apologised

How wrong we were. Today Willie the Wounderman slammed Eastenders, the long-running BBC soap, for "promoting terror" by dressing one of their actors in paramilitary garb and putting them in front of a camera. 



To make matters even more ball-clenchingly embarrassing for the rest of us, Frazer took to the official Eastenders Facebook page to show the rest of the world what a crowd of loons we have living amongst us (although to be fair, if you ever find yourself on the Eastenders FB page, making comments about current story lines, then you deserve to meet nutters like Wee Willie Tazer).



People demurred, telling Willie that he was wrong. Happily he clarified his position...



Anyway, you've probably guessed where this is going. Yup...it's not a GAA shirt (although even if it were, it still wouldn't make his comments any less hateful). It's actually the PE top of a school in Ballymena that lists Liam Neeson among its ex-alumni. 



We had a look and found some shocking examples of these young terrorists parading around in their terror tops. Here's a crowd of them playing really taigy sports like, er, rugby.


St. Patrick's Ballymena Rugby team

 Another Catholic school, another idiotic accusation.

 Keep up the great work, Willie! 
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(*Citizen Under Nationalist Threat)


Willie Frazer has long been regarded as a figure of fun; a loyalist clown blethering on about "ShinFayneIRA", IRA horsemeat, engaging in outrageous publicity stunts and that missing money.

Much can be written about Frazer's background and perhaps it is his undeniably tragic past (although questions remain about his family's involvement in the notorious Glenanne Gang) that has instilled in him a demonstrable hatred of all things "republican" or "nationalist" and a distorted view of anyone who opposes his warped world view.

In Frazerworld anyone who contradicts him is either a terrorist, a terrorist apologist or a terrorist sympathiser. Those who he includes in this imaginary cabal include the DUP, the UUP, Alliance, NI21 and of course us here at LAD.

For the record we believe all acts of terrorism and violence are wrong - regardless of the cause. There is no justification. There is no get out clause. Fuck the IRA. Fuck the UVF.

In recent weeks Frazer has really gone to town in his sectarian ramblings both as an individual "victims campaigner" (a term lazily used by local journalists) and as a member of the vile so-called Protestant Coalition.

This "Coalition" seems to consist of himself, Rub (nee Rab) McGee and Sam (So It Is) McCrory following the resignations of founding members  BNP fund raiser Jim (Dodgy) Dowson and Bill (Umbrellas) Hill. There was another one but he's not a well man so just forget about him.

(For the record I the author am 'technically' a Protestant - albeit an atheist. I am not a member of any coalition of Protestants)


Frazer's (and the so-called Protestant Coalition's) most recent "victim" has been Catherine Seeley who has the audacity to be not only a TAIG but also a ShinFayneIRA Councillor. Oh the horror.

After a campaign orchestrated by Frazer/McGee & their so-called 'Protestant Coalition' Ms. Seeley left her job at the Boys Model despite support from her students.







Fortunately Catherine has been redeployed to another school but has so far remained silent on the intimidation orchestrated by Frazer, McKee and Co. although she did publicly thank pupils at the Boys Model for their support at Sinn Fein's recent Ard Fheis.

So far so horrendous.

Last night Willie and his entourage (including the execrable and terminally dim Rub McGee) decided to take a road trip to Mid Ulster.

Their target this time was Magherafelt District Council.

Why?

Well the bastarbs at Magherafelt District Council had the nerve - the fucking NERVE - to erect a plaque in memory of two Magherafelt Councillors murdered by loyalist terrorists.



Of course they were ShinFayneIRA councillors so that makes it okay in Frazerworld as by definition they were terrorists. And murderers.

Well actually no it doesn't.

Yeah sure both men were republicans and one was named (under parliamentary privilege) by that well known Christian Willie McCrea of being in the IRA, but unless I'm very much mistaken neither was ever convicted of anything (correct me if I'm wrong).

The big question is why people like Frazer are allowed to spread their gospel of hatred while the majority of decent people want to get on with their lives and forget the past. Why aren't the authorities taking legal action against these purveyors of sectarian hatred?

There are those who would say that having "terrorists in government" is wrong.

Frankly we would rather have former terrorists in government as opposed to them running around killing people and wrecking the fucking place. If they have bought into the idea of democracy rather than being murderous wankstains then we say "well done on catching up on the rest of humanity. We'll be watching."

Especially you Billy.



Embrace change Willie.

Peace.





















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