3 December 2012. This is a date etched on many politically minded people's memories - the date when the City Council voted to fly the Union Flag on designated days at Belfast City Hall; a date which was followed by the Council Chamber being stormed, by street blockages, and by mass disruption.
There were two prime sides involved in this dispute - the "Loyalists" (broadly inner-city Protestants) who wanted the flag retained 365 days a year and were broadly backed by Unionists, and the "Progressives" (broadly suburbanites) who were content to compromise on designated days and were in this case broadly backed by Nationalists. Here I will argue that the Progressives were right in terms of pure policy, but also that in fact both sides are guilty of similar types of strategic misjudgement. This will lead to a further, subsequent article about why "Loyalists" and "Progressives" need both to be aware of the "bogey man politics" used against them both (when it suits) by mainstream Unionists and Nationalists.
Loyalists were sure of their case. Despite being the majority community; despite being the very group for whom Northern Ireland was set up; despite being British people on British territory; their flag was "torn down" from their capital city's civic centre. A campaign ranging from general disruption to mass voter registration would soon see it put back up again, however. How could it not? After all, almost everyone Loyalists themselves spoke to agreed with the obvious merit of their case. We were told, with certainty, that the quiet minority who had not been voting up until this point were also instinctively on their side and would no doubt be invigorated by their campaign.
Illustration by Brian John Spencer
Yet somehow we have arrived into 2014 and the flag still isn't "back up". Disenchanted, Loyalists mustered only 300 at a City Hall protest registered for 10,000; voter registration is lowest in the very constituencies Loyalists were targeting; general frustration with politics in inner-city, majority-Protestant areas has, if anything, increased.
There are three main potential reasons for this - first, that the campaign didn't actually deliver; second, that it was on the wrong issue for most people anyway; and third, there was simply no evidence for the claims about "non-voters" they were making.
The campaign couldn't possibly work in reality. Speaking to each other, Loyalists may have perceived they had numbers, but in fact they were nowhere near a majority; and outside their own social circles, their case was by no means obvious.
In any case, it was on the wrong issue completely. Asked if they want the flag "back up", most in inner-city majority-Protestant areas will no doubt agree - but it's not remotely a priority. Welfare changes, leisure provision, local jobs, perhaps immigration would all feature higher in their list of interests. As politicians have shown no interest in those, we should be unsurprised that they show no interest in politicians!
Of course, the census shows there is also a Catholic plurality in Belfast. Crudely, this means that if everyone in Belfast turned out to vote, Nationalists would still have more seats than Unionists. The "non-voter" was no more or less likely to be "Loyalist" than the "voter"!
What has this to do with people in the "moderate centre ground", those I have come to refer to as "Progressive"? Did Progressives not support the Alliance position, backing designated days? They couldn't be more different from Loyalists, surely?
In some ways, they are exactly the same - capable of making the precise same basic strategic errors. Like Loyalists, Progressives are inclined, from discussions with each other, to assume their positions have greater support among the general public than they actually have. Like Loyalists, Progressives can often pick issues with which they find wide-ranging agreement, but which are not in fact priority issues. Like Loyalists, this disconnect - assuming wider-ranging support than is the case, and picking low-priority issues in any case - leads to greater disenfranchisement among people who would be natural supporters (while being ignored by the majority of non-voters who were never likely supporters in the first place).
Before we determine what Progressives want, we may usefully ask who they are, and why they are who they are. I wrote some months ago that they tend to be from professional backgrounds, typically well-educated and most often suburban. That, alongside the fact they tend to be younger, means they typically knee-jerk social-liberal. Generally, they did not experience the brunt of "the Troubles", although there would certainly be directly affected victims among their number (conceivably even disproportionately so). They are well represented in finance, in the arts sector, in the tech industries, in academia and in the third sector, but scarcely at all in politics (in the broadest sense). On economic issues their views vary, though they typically endorse both grammar schools (without necessarily advocating selection) and integrated education (including shared, to some extent). Sports-wise they tend towards rugby, and leisure-wise towards film/theatre. They have no time for parades, and little for local football (although they would almost unfailingly endorse the NI international team). As a result of all of this, they tend not to think much about identity, but insofar as they do, they are probably most comfortable with the designation "Northern Irish". Most are content living in the UK but also enjoy regular trips across the border. They do not regard a "United Ireland" as something to be feared, but simply do not believe it to be feasible (even if it is their instinctive preference in some cases). If challenged (and they prefer not to be), they endorse the constitutional status quo on broad economic and social grounds, rather than on communal or cultural grounds.
I should emphasise that very few people in Northern Ireland fit this precise description; but when I did put it forward, a number did say they clearly identified with most of it.
It is important to note also that Progressives are not merely "moderates" or "liberals" fitting in somewhere between Unionists/Loyalists and Nationalists/Republicans; they are in fact entirely distinct from them. They do not attempt to balance out the competing aspirations and policy goals of each side; on the contrary, they have their own to pursue!
From a narrow sectarian point of view, "Progressives" look a bit like "Unionists". "Nationalists" would often accuse them of this - but they are wrong to. Progressives are markedly different. Most obviously, Progressives are positive about the future and indeed cannot wait to move themselves (and Northern Ireland broadly) into it; this is the complete opposite of mainstream Unionists, who are negative about the future and would like, if possible, to move us back to the past.
Despite their different cultural interests and social backgrounds, we have established there are incredible similarities in the way Progressives and Loyalists go about their politics. Like Loyalists, Progressives are split between a growing number of small political parties, when this in fact deprives them of influence. Like Loyalists, Progressives believe some of their causes to be obvious (e.g. the case for an Assembly Opposition), when in fact no one else is interested. Like Loyalists, Progressives believe they have vast numbers (particularly among "non-voters"), when there is simply no evidence for this contention.
Like Loyalists, Progressives are a relatively small minority who have to work with larger minorities. So, like Loyalists, Progressives in fact need to pick their issues more carefully and then unite to argue for them. Perhaps it is time to discuss that...?

Read part two tomorrow...
 

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This is a guest post from a new contributor Ian James Parsley

Whilst we don't necessarily agree with all of the content of this article, we are always happy to feature an alternative point of view.
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I spend a fair whack of time thinking about business in Northern Ireland.

More specifically, I think about the kind of business that will make ME money.

Unfortunately, I'm rather short on ideas but on occasion I have the odd brainwave.

Most brainwaves revolve around the underdeveloped front of the Northern Irish tourism market.

In particular youth hostels and tours.

I only say this as I have staggered out of manys a hostel from Bangkok to Zagreb to Prague to Kampala to Sydney and sucked in all the tourist tat that they have to offer.

To think of tourism is to think geographically so for example Croatia, Serbia and Bosnia make way in one's mind for 'bits of the aul' Yugoslavia', Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg are pretty much indistinguishable to your average Anglophone, and most people from the UK care as much for the differences between Germany and Austria as they do the difference between North and South Yorkshire.



German Barmaid
Austrian Barmaid
So, in that respect, Northern Ireland and the South should (and indeed usually are) be seen just as 'Ireland'.

Fair enough, says I.

Until I see what 'Ireland' is.

According to the badge of Paddywagon tours from Dublin, Ireland is defined by green, white and orange.

(And as a southern based company, that's fair enough, those are the colours of the flag of their country, but things are different 'up north')

To my mind, green, white and orange is a relatively recent advent but it is a dominant one.

                                    

                                                              "Old Irish?"




So, what exactly is 'Irish'?

No matter what way you look at it, Jamie Bryson, Willie Frazer, Nigel Dodds, Peter Robinson and Ian Paisley are 'Irish'.

They're certainly not the kind of Irish people that Board Failte highlights, more like the mad relative in the attic kind of Irish, but they are Irish nonetheless.

Think of the Irish men that adorn the walls of Irish pubs around the world:

Wilde, Yeats, Joyce, Bernard-Shaw, Swift, Lewis, Beckett, Day-Lewis, Guinness...

Yet very few of them were represented by the modern day version of 'Irish' (maybe Yeats but the jury's out on that one).

                                                                              Irish?

So what was Irishness before the advent of Paddywagon and their green, white and gold badge on the side of their mini-buses?

And how did Irishness survive in places like Bushmills and Carrickfergus in the ways that the modern form can not?

Or indeed why can't 'Irishness' be tolerated in parts of Ireland?

Is there something wrong with the Irishmen there or is something distorted about the Irishness that they are expected to adhere to?



"Old Irish?"
 

In County Antrim there are villages where they play unadulterated forms of 'traditional Irish folk music' that haven't changed for centuries.

The sticking point being that this form of Irish music is given its geography very Scottish in nature.

Bloody typical McDonalds, I mean McDonnells, I mean McNeills, sorry, 'O'Neills'...

So, if these Irishmen, who haven't changed much of their culture in a long time reject Irishness, then what is it they reject?

Is it perhaps wrong to expect some northerners to accept the tricolour as the Irish uber-flag?

And if not, why not?

Surely the tri-colour has as much right in Bushmills as the Union Flag has in Convoy Co Donegal?

Maybe we should all take a step back and ask what it actually means to be Irish.

And I don't mean in the American sense.



Throughout my travels the idea 'Irishman' conjures hard drinking, red haired, rural Catholic men yet when we talk about Irish legends and their accomplishments in Irish bars in places like downtown Brussels, Paris, Gdansk, Kampala, Chicago, Boston etc. we refer to anything but (well, apart from maybe Paul O'Connell. Just thought I'd mention him in case he catches wind of my statement and decides to break my legs).

So why the disparity?

And if the modern phantom of Irishness is so unappealing to many northern citizens then how can the dream of a united Ireland ever be truly realised by the majority population?

I've often wondered how regularly Paddywagon tours takes its patrons to some the fine pubs in Bushmills.

Maybe they do it regularly.

If they do, then hats off.

But I struggle with the idea of seeing that particular brand of green, white and gold Irish van happily parked in a red, white and blue Irish village (without being on fire).

Why is there no 'other' kind of Irish any more?

What happened to the Irishness of the men listed above?

Is there any way to bring it back?

I also recall a few years ago going into a tourist store in Belfast.
In the corner there were a few Ulster flags and Union flags unlovingly stashed there (I suspected a strong worded letter or two had made their way to the manager).

I thought the Union flags were a bit out of place from a tourist point of view e.g. who goes into a tourist store in Scotland or Wales to buy a Union flag?

Ditto Northern Ireland.

But then, I felt very little relation to a lot of the other green, white and orange tat that was there too, to me it is kinda 'foreign' (but not in a rabid Jim Allister way!!!).

(I think I settled for a De Burgh style Ulster flag key ring bottle opener....)



De Burgh Style Ulster Banner
 

Some one over on www.sluggerotoole.com said that in the same way that the northern Irish Prods are becoming more 'British than British' so too might the northern Irish Catholics become more 'irish than Irish'.

The problem for me is that once you cut away the flegs and nationalistic baggage they are both as Irish and as British as each other but they can't see it.

To say some one is 'more Irish' than me on account of how much they love the tricolour or nationalism is as ludicrous as saying Willie Frazer is more 'British' than Boris Johnston.

Once both sides accept their true (neither completely green nor completely orange) colours then Northern Ireland can start to cease its immolation.

Till then, it's Paddywagon, wee plastic Union flegs, non-offensive key-rings and the usual conflict of cherry-picked identities that once upon a time used to be one and the same.







































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While all manner of important issues fall by the wayside, those we have elected (correction, those you have elected because LAD don't do voting) churn over the same irrelevant issues and offer up the odd piece of legislation (excluding the raft of legislation pushed through prior to the 2011 election, the average is 9 bills per year since 2007).  Bad enough that MLAs are incapable of showing leadership, even worse when they have to request foreign help and still can't get it together. 

However this is nothing new; the Haass talks haven't highlighted a sudden and unexpected increase in political absurdity.  This has been going on since the current crop, or most of them, were elected in 2007.  Despite the opportunity for the electorate to make changes in 2011, most of the existing MLAs were given a new mandate and now the next chance to make a change could be as late as 2016.

Meanwhile we're stuck with what Brian Feeney rightly called the "semi-literate, ungrammatical, often incoherent" crop that believe they act in the best interests of Narn Iran.  We would go further and say that with the odd exception, most MLAs are out of touch, out of their depth, unaccountable and incapable of operating at the level required for a legislature.  Yet they're still elected by an ever decreasing number of engaged voters while those who complain, don't bother to go out and vote when there is the opportunity to address their complaints.

Should you ever have been bored to tears by accidentally watching the proceedings of Westminster on TV, and if you are minded to argue contrary to the above, you should sit yourself down in front of your PC (that's personal computer, not Pradisan Coalition or Parades Commission) on an Assembly sitting day and treat yourself to a festival of asinine debate, where any subject, no matter how irrelevant, may carry mention of flegs and more likely, whataboutery.  This is not the sole domain of the 'main' parties, all are guilty of playing their role in the charade.  Meanwhile, the Executive the Assembly is meant to scrutinise, squanders vast pots of loot gifted them by the UK government and why shouldn't they?  It keeps on coming.

Some of you may be surprised to hear that there is an Executive and Assembly at 'Stormont'.  This is possibly because our political journalists (most of whom appear unreasonably deferential towards our esteemed MLAs) believe the general public is too stupid to require such knowledge and "Stormont" makes a suitable all-encompassing term.  Stormont doesn't make any decisions, nor does Stormont spend money.  Stormont doesn't close hospital A&E departments and Stormont doesn't ban gay men donating blood.  Most of this is done by the Executive, or our government if you want to be really complimentary, and this work, when and if it happens, is scrutinised by the Assembly.

As anti-democrats, those who don't vote backed by the solid reasoning of "it doesn't make any difference" are our biggest friends.  The more of you who think that, the more powerful LAD will become.  It's similar to that scene in Star Wars where Darth Vader strikes down Obi Wan Kenobi but if you imagine democracy is Darth Vader.  Or something like that maybe.

Those who do vote, perpetuate the tribal division maintained by those who seek to remain elected.  Furthermore, secret agents of extremism, like Mad Wullie Frazer (okay, he's just away with the faries) and Jimmy Bryson, get to hold some unholy dominion over certain MLAs.  No, we can't work it out either but at least it gives everyone something to moan about.

We hear a lot of this silent majority/silent middle class or whatever you wish to call it.

These are the ones with the real power in Norn Irn, but they have become so overcome by apathy, they have forgotten how to wield this power.  It's like yer man Hancock, all pissed up on the drink yet capable of all manner of great deeds (another gratuitous film comparison).  As long as this majority can be kept 'intoxicated', then we can continue to expect politicians who will pander to the vocal and extreme minority.

While the DUP and Sinn Féin continue to share power at the Executive table, is there much chance of any change?  The extremists will still be the ones calling the shots, certainly as far as the DUP are concerned, and the other parties will continue to feed on the crumbs but there is no reason why this should be the status quo.

Many of our MLAs are from the era of the Troubles or before and some of those would give the impression that they are still firmly rooted in that past.  LAD would hate to see the silent majority grow a set of balls (or female equivalent, does clitoris sound right?  Probably not) and start voting because to do so would ruin the mediocrity we all enjoy.  We might see wholesale change at the top and in turn, wholesale change for us all.  Far better that a moronic minority are the ones that dictate, via their elected representatives, how all of us in Norn Irn should be forced to live.

LAD says "NO TO DEMOCRACY"
LAD says "NO TO PROGRESS"
LAD says "NO TO VOTING"

Voting is for idiots.

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Dancing to Peter Robinson's tune
 The failure of the Haassssss talks and mainstream unionist parties over the Christmas period is proove that democracy doesn't work in the hands of the LundyUP and their puppet sex slaves in the UUP.  It is obvious that they are pretending to hold out against capitlat copulat capitali giving in to publican Shin Fane IRAs demands to give them all our Britishness to paint green and turn us all into leprecons.

LAD cannot be fooled though and we set out to proove the LundyUP is only pretending to act like hardline nutjobs and already, our Britishness is been sold down the river.
General Willie Frazer of the First Infantry Balloons
We sent our master tactician, General Willie 'Tazer' Frazer, to the Stormount Hotel, where he managed to show the level of LundyUP incompetence by fooling Lundy Jeffrey Donaldson into passing on all the secrets of the talks.  On completing his mission, General Frazer was de-briefed in the secret LAD bunker at MI5.  Our code breakers have managed to decipher everything he was gibbering about.  It makes for disgraceful reading.

Flegs
  • Lamp posts are to be removed from all areas displaying higher than acceptable levels of loyalism, acceptable to be decided by publican Shin Fane IRA.
  • New designated days planned by publican Shin Fane IRA mean are fleg will only be flow on 1 day a year only on the flegpole in Holywood
  • A new Nornarn fleg will be designed by publican Shin Fane IRA (we all know what that means)
  • Kerbstones will be removed from all areas of Northern British Ireland
Parades
  • The parades commission will be replaced by a new body called publican Shin Fane IRA.
  • British loyalist parades can only take place on payment of a €50 million bond (non refundable)
  • Bed push parades will be made illegal, carrying a custodial sentence for participants of not less than 5 years
  • The most glorious 12th of July may only be celebrated in East Belfast
  • Culchie lodges are not permitted to mix with Belfast lodges
  • Bandsmen who provide a positive alcohol breath test will not be permitted to join a parade
The Past
  • A new body will replace the HET and investigate only crimes that involved British security forces or loyal defenders of Ulster.
  • The Past will be dealt with by a Dealing With The Past department allowing society to progress
  • Any MLA who has been in office for more than 5 years will be consigned to the past to allow society to progress
  • The TUV will be consigned to the past where it belongs

LAD have awarded General Frazer a special medal in recognition of the bravery and cunning he displayed in getting Lundy Jeffrey Donaldson to spill the beans.  Our High Command are now constructing a cunning plan in order to prevent any of these disgraceful proposals chipping any more British off our Britishnessness.  As our British hero, Judge Jim (I am the law) Allister says: any more chipping and there will be no more chips left.  Without chips, there can be no chip shaps.  This cannot be allowed!
Wee Willie on manouvres


No surrender, the Queen and Ulster.

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GUEST BLOG by regular contributor Brian John Spencer


Loyalists Against Democracy (LAD), myself and others in the public sphere are regularly reproached for making fun of illiteracy, bad spelling and linguistic mishaps. I'm regularly rebuffed as a "snob". A charge I reject and have responded to here and here.

Those who are "mocked" for bad spelling and for poor grammar have committed unpardonable and intolerable acts. They do not hold special privilege in society. They are not beyond criticism. When they commit gratuitous and promiscuous criminality they inflict social and economic misery across the whole of Belfast and the whole of Northern Ireland. By these acts they wield arbitrary power over a moderate majority. 

In what name and for what cause do loyalists commit these unpardonable acts? They say that Sinn Fein are "chipping away at our culture?" and say that people are trying to wipe out protestants. As I've said before, these are grand claims. And here's my main point: grand claims cannot go unchallenged. Arbitrary power cannot go unchallenged. 

One way in which arbitrary power and grand claims have to be challenged is in the most basic form - by their linguistic presentation. Including by their grammar and by their spelling. As David Ogilvy and George Orwell say below, poor language indicates poor thought. And poor thoughts must be seriously scrutinised, checked and if appropriate, discarded.

If terrific power is wielded and extravagant claims are made by loyalists, and are made with elementary spelling and grammatical errors, surely these are poor claims or at least questionable? 

When terrific power and extravagant claims cause huge social, economic and reputational  damage, those errors should be noted and noted very clearly. Because these errors tell us that these grand claims are in fact, ill thought out. That the arbitrary power has dubious and questionable motives.

George Orwell said in his famous essay Politics and the English Language here:
"[English] becomes ugly and inaccurate because our thoughts are foolish, but the slovenliness of our language makes it easier for us to have foolish thoughts. The point is that the process is reversible... If one gets rid of these habits one can think more clearly, and to think clearly is a necessary first step toward political regeneration: so that the fight against bad English is not frivolous and is not the exclusive concern of professional writers."
And as David Ogilvy said:
 "People who think well, write well."
Orwell built on this when he said:
 "If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them."
The spark that lit the flame. Original DUP/UUP Anti-Alliance leaflet
 
Then all of a sudden, you've been prostituted and puppeteered. Just as the Goebellian pamphleteers did of impressionable loyalists. For if someone thinks for you, and you act on those instructions, we just have to look to the famous Ghandi quote:

'Your thoughts become your words,
Your words become your actions,
Your actions become your habits,
Your habits become your values,
Your values become your destiny.'



Poster for ANOTHER protest on January 11th 2014
I say what we need is some sense, more thinking, due diligence, reason and rationality brought into the debate. We need loyalists to look at the basic facts. For example, the fact that more and more Catholics are comfortable with remaining within the Union. That the Union is safer than ever. The fact that unionists need to need the numerical rise of Catholics. That violence actually weakens the case for the Union, as Hugo MacNeill said here. That the world has changed, not ended. That violence and mayhem is exactly what Sinn Fein wants. 

That those loyalist leaders who compare loyalists to Jews in Nazi Germany are misusing and abusing language, misusing and abusing history and misusing and abusing the emotions of, and in fact betraying, ordinary working class Protestants.

Lastly, when I say loyalists, I am not speaking of ordinary decent loyalists. I speak of the riotous and violent loyalist. It is not I who makes the sweeping generalisation, but those who seek to whitewash Loyalism and smear me in the process by saying that I'm unfairly grouping loyalists. It's they who make the generalisation. It's self-evident that I'm not talking about ordinary, decent working class Protestants; they neither make grand claims nor wield arbitrary power (as I stated above). 

It's high time that people stop making excuses and apologising for sectarianism and criminality and start giving some actual answers, solutions and alternatives to the actual problems that really matter. 
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The signs were all there, it's like one of those M night shake n vac movies with the twist that was there in front of you all along.

We were always told who the enemies of the Northern Ireland people were and everyone else was just viewed with suspicion ... ya know, the Ulster way

Well now it seems that everyone is the enemy. The Haass talks were well stalled by Unionist grand standing as they didn't want to appear too reasonable, even Sinn Fein were easier to work with and that was with Gerry Kelly.

Then I happened upon an article with UUP health spokesman Roy Beggs Jnr complaining about Edwin Poots not wanting to measure patient waiting times as they do in England. In fact it seems like Poots doesn't want Northern Ireland's NHS to look anything like the British model but rather one based on fear and ignorance.

What about yon Loyalists led by the DUP not supporting the Queen's wishes to fly her fleg when she wants to ... definitely not very British or remotely loyal.  

The Orange Order have a history of traitorous acts against the crown and now with the latest Orange Order/Sinn Fein secret talks betraying those at the Twaddell death camp it is now all falling into place.

The DUP and the Orange Order have a symbiotic relationship relying on each other in order to survive and like it or not but Sinn Fein is also a part of that too, feeding off each other's hate and stupidity. How many of the DUP are Orangemen?

What has the Orange Order got to do with being British? .... nothing! thats what. No idiot parading going on in England every other week. 

The DUP doesn't want Northern Ireland to be British, their words say one thing and their actions say another. 

They are just trying to squeeze what they can from the EU all the while complaining about being in the EU, they use their Loyalist dopes as foot soldiers to be worked up at a moments notice cos I'm not seeing anyone important doing prison time for the fleg protests. 

These people live in the past with a difficulty in accepting the future. We need integration not segregation. The real enemies of Ulster wear sashes and support segregation, they shake yer hand and tell you 'well done' all the while conspiring behind yer back with those they promised not to talk to.

If yer not a higher level Orangeman then yer just one of the mushrooms, those who are kept in the dark and fed on shit. 

No need for anyone to surrender but there is a real need for people to wise up and to stop being used.




 
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2013 has ended in further embarrassment for Health Minister Edwin Poots after he was voted Citizen Under Nationalist Threat of the year in an online poll organised by Belfast satirical bloggers L.A.D.

The independent poll attracted over 2,000 votes in a 24 hour period and Poots won with a landslide 35% of the vote.

The final results were:

  1. Edwin Poots 35% (789)
  2. Willie Frazer 16% (365)
  3. Dissident Republicans 12% (263)
  4. Ruth Patterson 11% (240)
  5. David Vance 5% (115)
  6. Gerry Adams 5% (107)
  7. 'So it is Sam' 4% (99)
  8. Gregory Campbell 4% (86)
  9. Winkie Irvine 3% (67)
  10. Nigel Dodds 3% (58)
  11. 'Dodgy Dowson' 2% (35)
  12. 'Rab – The Dangerous Man' 1% (25)

“The results prove that despite the ongoing controversy regarding flegs, parades and the past, what matters most to the public are real issues,” a spokesperson for the group said. “In 2014 we will focus more on issues such as health, employment and primarily education; things that affect people on a daily basis”.

2013 was a year in which:

  • A court ruled that Poots acted unlawfully over the failure to consider a senior trade unionist who had applied for a post on the Northern Ireland Social Care Council (NISCC).
  • Belfast High Court ruled the minister had breached Stormont's ministerial code by failing to take the issue of gay men giving blood before the Executive.
  • The UK Supreme Court rejected Poots' attempt to overturn a court ruling in favour of gay adoption.
  • An online petition calling “on the Northern Ireland Assembly to seek the resignation of Edwin Poots, or for his removal from his post as Health Minister and thus bring to an end his disgraceful waste of public money in pursuit of a personal agenda” has so far attracted 12,265 signatures and will be handed over to the Assembly this month.

Mr. Poots was unavailable for comment.

Poots to be presented with award by a 'representative' of LAD

Poll Result - the poll closed at midnight on December 31st 2013


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The first GUEST POST by our new regular contributor Am Ghobsmacht



I sometimes wonder if the Siege of Derry was the worst thing that ever happened to the Ulster Protestants.

The modern day Protestant wonder solution to everything  (a WD40 for emergencies if you will) is to cry "no surrender", stubbornly dig his/her heels in and wait for the inevitable to happen.

Somehow though the inevitable didn't actually happen at Derry.

In fact, it all went the wrong way around:

They replaced an experienced and able commander (Lundy) with two not-so steely characters, Messrs Baker and Walker, who, just for the record, wanted to surrender the city too (never mentioned).

A relief force arrived from England, saw that it was a waste of time and after discussing the situation with Lundy buggered off to England again

Where the Jacobites went wrong: French siege engineer?
Somehow, a superior Jacobite force with French backing couldn't do what needed to be done despite Derry's vulnerability and squandered a golden opportunity.

On one hand, a great victory for the Ulster 'Protestants' but at the same time the start of a crippling legacy.

The solution to nearly every big obstacle since then has been the same; lock the gates and cry no surrender.


It was the case for keeping Ireland as part of the UK, they refused to countenance it as a mere dominion  (and less British too?) state such as New Zealand, Canada or Australia.
Now the Queen's head can be found on coins from these three countries, but no longer for Ireland.

Not an inch lead to "well, quite a lot actually".

Roll on the civil rights campaign. No surrender. The awful attempts at stifling reform gave rise to the Provos and its chaotic campaign.

The Anglo-Irish Agreement: "No Surrender!". Maggie says "tough titty!", happens anyway.

Drumcree: "We will walk this road". They still haven't walked that road

Flegger-geddon: "Our flag will fly again, 365". So far, that seems as likely as Gordon Brown becoming a Las Vegas star entertainer.

Twaddell: "We will walk this road!". Yeah, sure.

So on and so forth. And now with the Haass pow-wow in town there are a whole range of goodies for Unionists to shout 'no surrender' at and wonder why everything has gone wrong:

Unionism: "Learns from its mistakes...."


New Northern Ireland flag.

Advantages:
Removes all doubt regarding Northern Ireland's flag status
Gives Northern Irish sporting teams something (legitimate) to fly at events
Won't have the Loyalist connotations of the ulster flag
Will be more acceptable to potential Catholic unionists (or 'Catholics who vote for the status quo')
Will give Sinn Fein something to worry about (as in it could be a symptom of unionists catching themselves on. How scary!)

Disadvantages:
Will annoy fleggers
Is obviously part of a Sinn Fein plot to destabilise loyal Ulster and their objections are a cunning bluff, you fools...
New Northern Ireland Flag: Such a cunning republican plan that even republicans oppose it...
(from 'New Flag for Northern Ireland's' Facebook page
https://www.facebook.com/newniflag  )


Designated Days Across Northern Ireland

Advantages:
Will stop unionists from looking like the knuckle-draggers in these talks
If successful will see the Union Flag flying where it hasn't flown for some time
Will bring the unionist councils in line with other British cities.

Disadvantages:
Will annoy fleggers
Being more like the rest of Britain will make us, erm, less British...?


Flying the Tricolour on state visits

Advantages:
We'll be like every other country than has the dignity and respect for other states

Disadvantages:
Will annoy fleggers

Respecting Flegs: One way street?


Show some respect, decency, sobriety and common sense at controversial parades

Advantages:
Will rob 'residents groups' of their ammo
Will stop the parades from being so intimidating
Will stop them (the aggressive minority of bandsmen) from looking like aggressive dicks every summer
Will adhere better to the Orange Order's Christian principles

Disadvantages:
Will annoy fleggers
Is an obvious ploy by Sinn Fein. We don't know why as aggressive parades help their cause and makes them look like the good guys but it must be a Sinn Fein ploy....

And the usual candidates that even Haass won't touch:

Moving the regional stadium to a neutral area, flying a new NI flag and playing a NI anthem

Advantages
Expands the current potential for support from just Protestant unionists to other people who live in Northern Ireland (whoever they maybe?)
Might actually qualify for a competition instead of being a journeyman of FIFA
More people may have pride in Northern Ireland football team instead of just half the country.

Disadvantages:
Will annoy the fleggers and the more vocal OWC types (some of whom may be fleggers...)


An Irish Language Act

Advantages
If unionists agree to it whilst they have a negotiating position they have the chance to tailor it to their liking (whatever that may be) e.g. perhaps add more of a Scottish flavour to it? Make it conditional that Sinn Fein cease the use of Irish in their literature? Demand Tayto be printed in Irish? I dunno, but they can do something.

When it eventually does get passed they'll have no say...

Disadvantages
It'll annoy fleggers
It'll please the fenians.
Pleasing the fenians will annoy the fleggers even more...

WHAT. THE. BLUE. BLAZES?!?!?!?!?!


Of course, the standard response from the 'leaders' of the Unionist camp is to say "no!" and expect to cling on with the whitest of knuckles until demographics forces their hand.
At which point they'll have no influence.


The unionist leadership seems absolutely oblivious to the fact that demographics is overtaking them.

King Cnut: Terrible orangeman...
King Cnut, the Viking King of England and (a fair whack of) Scandanavia knew he couldn't stop the tide from coming in.
He decided to prove it to his followers and let the sea come in about his feet and throne whilst he ordered it back.

The are no King Cnuts in the upper echelons of Unionism.

They seemingly think the tide will just 'stop'.

Just when they should be at their most dynamic and determined in terms of reform and reshaping Northern Ireland to make it a more appealing place to ALL of NI's citizens they instead listen to those who have entrenched themselves.

From a Darwinian point of view this is asking to be taken out of existence.


Unfortunately, a number of unionist leaders don't believe in Darwinian theory and as such even fear the word 'evolve' let alone implement some sort of evolution.

This is all the more shocking given the military tradition of the Ulster-Anglos. The upper crust of Ulster Anglican society have produced an incredible amount of military talent.

The top 5 British generals of WWII were of Ulster stock (and there were more besides).

General Sir Alan Brooke
Chief of Imperial General Staff
Churchill's Top General
One of the 'Fighting Brookes of Fermanagh'
Saw 'the bigger picture'
 Churchill's right hand man was one of the 'fighting Brooke's of Fermanagh'.

Not to mention officers like Blair 'Paddy' Mayne, soldier and hellraiser extraordinaire who was instrumental in the original SAS missions in North Africa.

The Ulster generals and officers were heavily involved in North Africa in WWII.

The front moved constantly, they didn't just pick a place, cry "no surrender!" and fight to the death and lose the ruddy war (well, maybe at Tobruk, but they did at least have the Royal Navy supplying them...).

No, they had to keep an eye on the bigger picture and accommodate it, regardless of how galling the short term moves may have been (e.g. withdrawing from parts of the front).

This shows that strategic vision isn't alien to the Ulster Unionist community but it has been severely lacking this past half century.

They have no 'end game' or refuse to believe that it will end.

Men like Alan-Brooke, Auchinleck, Dill, Montgomery, Alexander, Dorman-Smith* and Mayne saw an end game or at the very least adapted to the ever shifting circumstances of the war theatre.

They weren't stuck in 1688.

Alas, the same can't be said for their political successors. In a time where dynamics and change are required we instead see more walls, literally and metaphorically.

Nationalism and republicanism have time on their side, Unionism does not.

Governor Walker: A Lundy?!
 At least Governor Walker contemplated surrender (or 'change' in this context), Governor Robinson seemingly does not.

Having said that, Derry survived the siege, Northern Ireland on its current trajectory will not.

Thanks Pete...

















* Interesting chap Eric Dorman-Smith/Dorman-O'Gawen.
 A strategic visionary who was instrumental in the North African campaign.
He was also a Catholic Ulsterman and his disillusionment with the establishment led him to dabble with militant republicanism after the war.

For more info on him and Ulster's top military brass try this for size: http://www.amazon.com/Churchill-Irish-marshals-Patrick-Marrinan/dp/0948868023

Really, it's quite the eye-opener.















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GUEST BLOG by Ed Simpson (originally published here)

In his blog post for Loyalists Against Democracy, Brian John Spencer accuses me (and others like me, but I warrant a mention by name) of indulging and nurturing those who commit promiscuous violence. Quite an allegation. He bases this accusation, seemingly, on my criticism of some of the language and output from the LAD collective and their supporters. Accusing them of snobbery, Brian argues, is me trying to halt criticism of Loyalists and flag protesters. 

Brian, who has never met me and clearly knows little about me, has got it completely wrong. Loathe as I am to adopt a hipster tone, I was criticising Loyalists, and Jamie Bryson in particular before it was so fashionable and before Brian had probably even heard of Jamie Bryson. I stood for election against Jamie's party (and did very badly) so I'm not really sure that Brian's accusations of 'keeping quiet, saying nothing' are fair. What Brian doesn't appear to understand is that my objection isn't that LAD; Brian; and others criticise Loyalism - it's the way they criticise that I object to.

When the Flag Protests began last year I didn't hold back with my criticism, but was careful to make sure it was valid and based on the issues. I had countless online arguments with Jamie on his Facebook page (I'm not sure Jamie and I have ever agreed on anything) but I still felt perfectly safe when observing the protests and Jamie - and other Loyalists - were friendly and courteous. It's possible to be diametrically opposed to someone and their beliefs without dehumanising them in the way that LAD often does. 

You can - rightly - take a Loyalist to task for claiming that their culture is under sustained attack, or for claiming that they are being treated like Jews in 1930's Germany. You can mock Jamie for his continued assertion that the PSNI are little more than agents of the IRA. You can highlight the disgusting hypocrisy and dishonesty of the DUP who had no problem with Designated Days until they sensed it offered them an electoral opportunity. What you can't do (at least, not if you want to claim you're not a snob) is attack the traits and behaviours of people that have no relevance to the issue. There's no shortage of references to Buckfast on the LAD Facebook page. I've yet to hear someone tell me why that particular drink is so relevant to the debate.

I have issues with LAD's parody of Loyalism as it does seem to be rooted in superiority - their parodies almost always focus on poor spelling and grammar and a lack of understanding of the realities of the situation - but I am more concerned with the way that their facebook fans join in the parody and, often, take it up a level. This isn't considered criticism - it's just out and out pisstaking and mockery. So, when I offer up my concern at such pisstaking, it's not - as Brian believes - my effort to shut down criticism, it's my effort to try and prompt real, thought out, and constructive criticism. More criticism, please, if you will.

Another aspect of Brian's post that concerns me is that Brian seems to believe that he is leading the charge of the moderates - those poor souls who have previously been so voiceless but now have found their voice and want to make it heard. Sorry to inform you, Brian, but there has been no shortage of opportunity for moderates to make their voices heard and their votes counted and they have consistently chosen not to. It's not out of fear: it's out of complacency. Since 1998 things have generally been going pretty well for the moderates and they've been quite complacent to live relatively peaceful, prosperous and unaffected lives. 

Now though, things are different and the things that the moderates thought were resolved by the 'under the rug' approach have come back to upset the peace. Once again, moderates are starting to make some noise and demand this 'nonsense' is resolved. Lovely. I'm sure now we'll see massive and revolutionary (for NI, anyway) changes to social housing and education policy which will get to the root cause of these issues. Or maybe not. The fact that John O'Dowd and Edwin Poots, the two ministers responsible for education and housing aren't front and centre in this debate is telling. Where are the long term solutions? All I hear from Brian is 'wise up'. That would be nice, but I'm not sure it's really the basis for a policy. Brian needs to be careful that his march of the 'aggressive progressives' doesn't end up as just a group of people who don't really like another group of people. I don't hold out much hope though.

A commenter to Brian's last post made some excellent points about the use of language and it's use to either unite or divide people. I believe that we will make progress - real progress, not the kind Dr Haass is overseeing - when we unite our people to some common goals. I can't imagine anything less likely than wanting to unite with people who call me scum.
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GUEST BLOG by Brian John Spencer



















They make grand claims and wield arbitrary power over a moderate majority and you can do absolutely nothing about it. Nothing. You have to shut up and put up. Less you be a snob. Less you be seriously assaulted.

Upon this equation the progressive majority have long-time been silenced. They are the muzzled moderate. This is the worst kind of censorship: Self-censorship and prior-restraint. Silence is enforced by two means. First, by the charge of being a "snob". Second, by the use of fear and intimidation. Let's look at each in turn.

Firstly, being the "snob". This is the standard charge laid against myself and others who speak against the worst elements within loyalism. And it comes from two sources, liberals and loyalists.

You get it from liberals like Ed Simpson who err towards indulging and nurturing those who commit promiscuous violence. You can be accused of being snobbish, elitist or intolerant for simply saying criticising the most extreme within the working-classes.

History will surely judge this an abject failure. A failure on the part of liberals for their inability to stand by their principles and fight movements, which are sectarian, homophobic and racist. This “liberal formula” is an illiberal bar on free expression. This “liberal formula” is not a recipe for pluralism or multiculturalism. To the contrary, this formula is the exploitation of pluralism for use against this very concept. This is a victory for bigotry, the anti-plural and anti-multicultural.

Then you get it from loyalists like Jamie Bryson who want to whitewash their responsibility by smearing people like me as a "snob" and in one swipe render my view and my voice worthless. For as Newton Emerson said: "ever since the Good Friday Agreement, [snobbery] seems to be the only crime you can commit in Northern Ireland." Alex Massie spoke in equal terms here, that being offensive has become "the greatest sin imaginable."

Upon this first formula we must not hurt the feelings of the vandal. This is horrendous. This is what Christopher Hitchens calls "multicultural masochism". Upon this formula, the violent vandal has the whip-hand over the muzzled moderate, and you can say nothing.

Secondly, fear and intimidation as a means to shut out criticism and unwelcome views. The whole history of Northern Ireland has been of a very violent minority who racketeer, blackmail and extort the progressive moderate. By this equation, the whole history of Northern Ireland has been of the best leaving as social and economic emigrants, or staying and speaking out against deviants and feeling the heavy hand of intimidation and violent attack.

Think Edgar Graham. As Alex Kane said, "All we need to know, and remember, is that was killed because he was an enemy of all paramilitarism." Upon this second formula, the worst in society are beyond reproach. The best are hostage to news-talk and fear. This is abhorrent and a perversion.

What are we to do? Loyalists and other extremists are not beyond reproach. They do not hold a special privilege in society. There is no specialist branch of ethics known as loyalist exceptionalism. They have committed and continue to conduct unpardonable behaviour and must be held to account. For too long extremists have been long-nurtured, never checked. For too long we have bent the knee to madness for fear of being a “snob” and for fear of violence.

Having experienced the absolute absence of opportunity in Northern Ireland and felt the searing of indifference of politicians to that absence, I have made it my mission to speak boldly, openly and freely to call out hypocrisy, corruption and mismanagement wherever I see it. And this applies to loyalists and other extremists who hope, wish and intend to turn Northern Ireland into a bucket shop. I in turn hope, wish and intend their containment and call to account.

I want to utterly expose their absolute absence of ideas or alternatives. This means speaking plain English. It means calling a spade a spade. A violent vandal, a vandal. A racketeering gangster, a racketeering gangster. It also requires you to be provocative. As Peter Tatchell said, dismantling hidebound orthodoxies requires people to be contentious, disputatious, uncivil and even rude.


Change does not come by the moderate’s tradition of speech that is staid, dull and conformist and terrified of offending people. This is cowardly, shameful and masochistic. You cannot tolerate intolerant bigots and vandals. Those who play nicey-nice and stand indifferent are approvers, colluders and sustainers of delinquency (albeit tacit).

The muzzled moderate needs to become the unmuzzled-muscular-moderate. The aggressive progressive. They need to abandon their habit of neutered speech, cleansed of anything even slightly contentious, colourful or offensive. As Tom Hickey said here, the young and the moderates need to adopt the skills of contestation. As The Quilliam Foundation said in their policy document here, the moderate needs to adopt the doctrine of ‘civil intolerance’. 
“Ideas and ideologies that sow division, bigotry and hatred such as those that may eventually lead to terrorism should not and cannot be left unchallenged in our society. Here, a doctrine of ‘civil intolerance’ is encouraged.”
I’m on board with civil intolerance and contestation. I ask: are you with me?
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